I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
My life is pants optional.
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