Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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