so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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