We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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