Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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