Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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