i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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