Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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