The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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