I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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