Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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