you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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