Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
