Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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