please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
