i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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