He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she told me i tasted like america
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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