you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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