This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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