after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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