I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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