He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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