There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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