Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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