Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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