Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im six kinds of drunk right now
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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