i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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