Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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