We should be called the Road Head Warriors
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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