fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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