Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
