Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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