Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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