Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
