I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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