Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
