All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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