And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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