I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
