just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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