i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
so much tequila, so little girl.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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