i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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