brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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