Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
my being single is dangerous.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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