Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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