absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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