I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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