Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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