I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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