god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize