You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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