so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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