So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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