I can't watch pbs sober anymore
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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