Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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